Monday, October 20, 2008

Clear and unambiguous reporting.

Well, that sure cleared things up! Here's the first story on the Toronto Star about Stephane Dion's resignation (this is the entire text of the article):

Thursday, October 16, 2008

A very Liberal prediction

Neither Bob Rae nor Michael Ignatieff will be the next leader of the Liberal Party.

Why? Because as soon as the campaign begins, they will start reminding people why they voted for Dion -- Dion! -- instead.

Monday, October 6, 2008

That doesn't look so bad.

This morning's 1000-point drop on the Toronto Stock Exchange was so bad, it broke Yahoo's stock ticker (note, the open was around 10,800 points):

Friday, October 3, 2008

Science: Gross and fascinating. (Grosscinating?)

In only the fifth recorded battle between pythons and alligators, we discover the following:

1. "Pythons versus alligators" is a question of legitimate academic interest; and

2. Yes, it is possible for a snake to swallow something so big, that its stomach explodes.